Courtyard of the Musee du Louvre

Giant glass pyramid in Louvre courtyard

Taken in the hallway, my favorite picture by far

Same size as the glass pyramid outside now just upside down

random church. looks pretty on the horizon

random gate of random church #2.

Random church #2 I think we are in the latin quarter

Me and the BB came to the conclusion that this sign means “No pedophiles.” In France, they take that shit seriously!

Notre Dame. I was shouting “sanctuary!” during most of my tour of the place.

In the Metro station of where our hotel was. Nothing to see here, move along

The BB and some samples of the variety of soda they have. Fanta citron frappe taste like ass. I don't think the oasis stuff was that good either.

Tour Eifel! Yep, giant metal pointy thing. Very exciting indeed.

Arc de Triomphe. BTW, there are arches like this all over Paris. This one apparently is the biggest and the baddest.

More crazy soda. This stuff was good though. I drank it where ever I could find it.

Welcome to Luxenburg! This country was tiny and boring. We did not stay here long.

Train station in Luxenburg. See all the people? They are fleeing this place before they die of boredom

All aboard to Brussels! Tickets please, tickets!

Welcome to Brussels! City of chocolate, waffles, mussells and annoying waitstaff that harass you as you walk down narrow streets like this

Picture says it all folks.

We were out looking for a bar and instead we found a castle. Go figure.

This Sushi cart was in front of the train station in Berlin. Neither one of us was brave enough to eat there.

The remains of a church that was bombed in WW2. The structure to the right is a memorial. The whole thing is tiny stain glass windows. Its really cool on the inside.

Waiting for laundry. Ho hum. Why am I not drinking? This sucks d00d.

Damn crazy German keyboards!

Take a guess at what this could be? Surprisingly this was one of the few public bathrooms that you didn't have to pay for

On our way to the Parliment building in Berlin

Strange memorial to something. My sista informed me that it is a Holocast Memorial. See? She's so smart. Thats why she gets to wear the poofy hat.

Inside the Parilment building in Berlin. We stood in a very long line to see this. Hey, I think its nifty.

A section of the Berlin wall. We were zipping along in a bicycle taxi. My man has strong legs, I gave him a nice tip.

You are now in the American sector, welcome to checkpoint charlie.

Another memorial. I assume this one is for allied soldiers it was very close to checkpoint charlie.

This is a Smartcar. They have these things all over Europe. Mostly in France. The streets are very narrow so this deathtrap on tricycle wheels is useful.

Yes folks they sell hard liquor on the platform while you wait for your train. This was taken in the train station in Nurenberg, Germany.

Welcome to Amsterdam! This was a normal sight, tons of people on bikes. I didn't understand why, the streets here were actually normal sized compared to Paris or Brussells.

The Food-o-matic. I never thought these things existed outside of Bugs Bunny cartoons. Lets give a try shall we?

You there, why don't you buy that funny looking egg roll thing? You know you want it.

Ah yes. What will be inside? Sweet savory goodness or ass?

Hrmm, I believe that looks like ass folks.

Even smaller then the damn Smartcar. Jeebus!! We can steal this thing just by picking it up and running.

Another shot just so you can see how narrow it is. The BB makes a great scale guide.

We went to this diner and ordered a stack of pancakes. This is what they gave us. Wasn't too bad actually. The best part though was our milkshakes we got. mmm.

Look, more random churches! I feel a song coming on; 'He's got the whole world in his hands..'

Giant mall. Malls in Amsterdam put Fair Oaks to shame.

A look at the tram (which was on strike the day we left and we had to walk to the main terminal) and some giant penis statue. The red light district is on the opposite side of said statue.

Apparently the people of Amsterdam got tired of peeps just peeing anywhere so they put this little pee shack up. It's just a hole in the ground that dumps out into the canal.

I think the musuem maybe open. Not sure though.

Chillin on the river.

Sittin at the dock of the bay, wasting time.

So began our Mcdonalds food adventure. The McKroket was only available in Amsterdam and I'm still not sure exactly what it is. However the BB is brave and he plans to find out.

Interesting. Looks like that funky egg roll thing from the febo but between two buns and some wierd sauce. Will the BB like it?

Why yes! The BB does. Actually he later changed his rating to a 2 thumbs up for the McKroket. Did I try? Oh hellz no.

Houseboats! Or in the this case doublewideboats.

The sun is setting. And why I am still walking? Dammit are we lost?

T.Blue makes an appearance for more laundry fun. Yes his page will be updated shortly.

The heineken experience in Amsterdam. Apparently this tour was suppose to take up to 2 hours and through the course of it you get 3 beers. We went through this thing in 20 minutes. Bartender! Commence with the beer!

Ah yes. Much better.

All the taxis in Amsterdam where Mercedes Benz.

Money! All denominations under 2 were in coin format. I had an ass full of change and jingle jangled where ever I went. It sucked hardcore.

Pounds! Same thing about the under 2 issue of the Euro. Still a pain in my ass.

I believe the BB took this picture in the Bathroom when we arrived in London. Not really sure why.

Mind the gap! Its the new catch phrase. The PA in the london underground repeats this phrase all damn day. Apparently what they are trying to say is, “ Hey dumbass watch your step and don't fall onto the track!” It doesn't seem to work though, on our last day someone fell onto the track.

The tower of london. Yep giant castle.

Musuem for said giant castle.

smaller castle. When you've seen one castle, you've seen them all.

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down...

Giant egg building? WTF?

Uhm London Parliment I believe.

They wouldn't let me in. I wonder why?

Big Ben. Looks cooler in those movie ariel shots.

This is where we had a delicous fish and chips dinner. I will never be able to find this place again. It was on some side street in the middle of damn nowhere.

Being as we were poor we decided to get prepackaged goods from the super market. This was an ass tasting sandwhich but the BB was determained to finish it. He didn't quite make it before feeling a little bit ill.

More fish and chips. MMMMM.

Imperial War Musuem. Let's go learn something.

I was ready for that airdrill. It never came sadly.

More McDonalds fun. Some strange London deli thing. Tasty but not as good as the McKrotet I was informed.

Ah yes, thats what it is called. Toasted deli sandwhich.

I refused to ride in this elevator. The BB assured me there was plenty of room. Hrmm, I disagree.

The Parking lot of the Place de Versilles (spelling?) Apparently this was King Louie the insert_number_here hunting lodge.

Inside the courtyard. BTW, we be back in Paris for those wondering.

McDonalds in Paris! This was the NY Deli sandwhich. Apparently it was not so good.

Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

Notre Dame from the backside all purty like.

Damn retarded French keyboards!

This guy had a line all damn day. He made crepes and panini sandwiches. His shack was right next to a McDonalds. We ate here. Twice.

Welcome to Disneyland Paris!

BB had to fight his way over the children to get this picture taken. It was worth it.

Apparently no one goes to Disneyland Paris. All the line areas looked like this

He loves that little hat. I need to make a postcard out of this pic.

We found some nice Spanish speaking ladies to take our picture. We took theirs they took ours. Language barrier be damned!

I really wanted a t-shirt that said this, alas we couldn't find one.

Very cool automatic toilet system. Everything is operated by sensor plates. My favorite part is the warning sign that says after the 20 minutes the doors will automatically open.

The tallest building in Paris (56 floors) with the fastest elevator in Europe. All 56 floors in 20 seconds. They wanted 15 euro to go up in it. Screw that, eh looks cool enough from here.